Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking

Solider to General: Sir!

A small enemy group is attacking…

General: Quickly bring me my red shirt…

“After enemy defeat”

Solider: Sir why d red shirt??

General: In red shirt if i shot, my soldiers would’nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged.

Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking..

GENERAL: Hurry up!

Bring me My Yellow Trousers… ;

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